memes among the dregs

baz-krekker:

• “and that’s why they call me two guns jesper”
  
• scheming face
• “get a girl who looks at you like kaz looks at money”
  
• “crows arent real”
  
• drawing a goose on your non-tattooed arm and pretending like that’s the new gang symbol
• “i think this is a flute moment”
  
• “careful, inej is probably watching”
  
• pointing at any imagery of a dog/wolf and being like “matthias is this you”
• everyone is at least 30% in love with nina zenik
• “i love you, but not enough to buy you a boat and reunite you with your family”
  “yeah same”
  
• muttering “no mourners, no funerals” whenever kaz verbally drags someone through the mud
• waffles
• everyone getting sick of the waffles meme
• using the waffles meme ironically
• one time inej stole kaz’s hat just to see if she could and no one will shut up about it
• making up ridiculous ketterdam slang and convincing matthias that that’s what people actually say
• “nice ___” “yeah i bought it legally” *laughter*
  
• whenever they get hate mail/threats wylan picks it up and “reads” whatever it was as a gushing compliment to the receiver
• kuwei discovering really bad pick up lines. jesper encourages this.
• one time, after a very successful scam/heist, kaz took a handful of bills and made it rain. no one is quite sure this actually happened, even though they were there for it