waterlovescake:

Okay but get this: a story about AP classes giving you superpowers. Monsters exist or something, and you have to use your powers to fight them. The more APs you take, the more powers you get - but the stronger the monsters after you are and the greater the mental and physical stress. This is why teenagers are stressed out and taking a bunch of AP classes. Each AP gives you a different superpower: AP English lets you charm people and convince people to do things for you, AP Chem lets you blow stuff up, AP Bio allows you to talk to animals, AP Psych lets you read minds, AP History lets you time travel, etc, etc. However, these powers all depend on your skill in the class - if you don’t know what a chemical formula is, you’re not going to be blowing up anything. Your grade in the class determines how well you can access your powers; this is why everyone wants an A. There are also normal classes for people who don’t wanna fight monsters! They don’t give you powers, therefore less stress. The organization in charge is Collegeboard, but some people are not happy with their way of leading because the stress seems to be piling up a lot more than it did in previous years. But it’s Collegeboard, guys. They take forever to change anything. Whattayagonnado. Feel free to add your own ideas if you want to!