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arkhamknignt-archive:

jdkdjd now i cant remember anything and im formatting on mobile chrome so sorry for the mess but ok listen

[Dick, via comms, sounding desperate] ROBIN, ARE YOU STILL NEAR MY HOUSE? 

[Damian, alarmed] YES

[Dick] COME HERE NOW

• and when Damian arrives, bursts through the window, batarang in hand ready to kick ass, he finds Dick in bed, in a blanket burrito watching tv.
  

“Dami can you please turn off the lights and close the door.”

Damian sighs irritated. Throws the batarang at the light switch. Kicks closed the door.

“Thank you Dami my beautiful baby brother that i would die for, can you~”

“I am not getting you food from the kitchen, goodbye grayson”

“BUT DAMIIIIIIIIII”

• “FOR GODS SAKE JASON DO I HAVE TO SPEAK IN EMO TO GET THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!!? HAVE YOU HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DO-[jason comes back and closes door] thanks.”
  
• they used to spit into a drink or lick food to stop a sibling from eating it.. (jason and Cass used to eat/drink that shit anyways while staring at you dead in the eye… Tim used to do it ONLY with Cass’ food and sometimes Dick’s…) but now they don’t even care.. all 6 of them share a lollipop while in the batplane (because cass found only one in her pocket and Bruce insisted they either share it or no one would eat it, to avoid fighting) (yes, even duke, who at first was also disgusted with them but now he’s like *shrug* pass me the licked food damian)
  

“WHY ARE YOU PLAYER ONE I WANT TO BE PLAYER ONE" 

“BECAUSE I’M THE OLDEST”

 "FUCK YOU AND FUCK BRUCE AND FUCK THIS STUPID VIDEOGAME AND FUCK THE SYSTEM-“

• also
  

“Todd. I need a favor.”

 "Uh uh. “

 ”… Could you please help me with this videogame level..“

• “That’s enough that’s enough give me back the-that’s ENOUGH LET ME PLAY TODD-FATHER!!!!”
  

“Cass are those my clothes”

 ”.. They fit”

 "ugH NO YOURE GONNA GET CHOCOLATE ON IT LIKE LAST TIME”

 "will not!!! And you let Kon wear my shirt and now it’s too big for me!“ 

“First it’s not my fault he thought that was mine and you always let Stephanie wear my stuff I leave at your house too!!“ 

• [everyone watching a movie together] [a character with a really ugly haircut appears] “DICK WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US YOU WERE IN A MOVIE" 
  

“Hey dick, Wally is on the phone" 

“ugh I’m not in the mood tell him I’m sleeping or someth-”

 ”[on phone] he’s right here I’ll pass him the phone" 

“I know where you live Timoth-hey Wally whatsup man!”

• “I’m gonna shower!” [cass, thrown over the sofa playing with Tim’s laptop, clearly not intending to get up any time soon] “no wait I was gonna shower!!“ 
  

“THOMAS WHEN I LEFT TO GRAB JUICE I HAD TWELVE FRIES AND NOW I ONLY HAVE NINE, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO EAT MY FOOD" 

“it wasn’t me!!“ 

“YOU’RE STILL CHEWING THEM”

• everytime one of them is getting lectured by Bruce the others try to make them crack up.. please… 
  

“is there something funny about throwing a mug at your brother, Tim?" 

”………n..o…..dAD DUKE IS PULLING FUNNY FACES" 

• they steal each others stuff all the time just to be annoying and put the blame on each other…
  

“I left my phone right here where is it.." 

[everyone sniggering] 

"c'mon guys!! Who was it??”

[more sniggering] 

“…Jason.." 

"NO WHAT THE FUCK IT WASNT ME!" 

"TIM" 

"ME NEITHER !!!”

 "WHO WAS IT IM GONNA CALL DAD AND YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS WHEN I CALL HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING”

 "YOU WOULDNT" 

“YES I WOULD DAMIAMOTHY”

 "DONT DO IT" 

“WHO WAS IT”

 "…“ 

“ALRIGHT IN DOING IT”

[screams, trying to wrestle the house phone from Dick’s hand, kicking, biting, spiting]

 [finally cass, who has been watching everything go down from afar, comes forwards a drops the phone in dicks chest] “here”

• movie nights… are a mess…. they always complain about each other’s movie taste and end up watching a movie picked by bruce so they won’t fight… aka a boring ugly mess and they spend the whole movie glaring at each other like “this is your fault!!”

[bruce, in the batcave] “Jason would you call Damian, I need to verify-”

 “yeah sure… [not even looking up from phone] DAMIAN!!!!” 

“JASON IF I HAD WANTED TO YELL I WOULD HAVE CALLED HIM MYSELF CANT YOU JUST GO FETC-“ 

[from afar] “WHAT DO YOU WANT TODD” 

“BRUCE WANTS YOU DOWN HEREEEEEEEEEEEE” 

“nevermind,”

• and that’s all I have now.. let me think for a while and I might make a part 2..

• bruce: okay who broke it?

        damian & duke: *silence*

        bruce: i know it was one of you, you’re the only ones home

        duke: actually i think i saw jason here a bit ago

        bruce: hmmm *leaves*

        duke: now you better cover for me next time i need it

• tim: c’mon bruce please!!!

        bruce: if i buy you one i have to buy everyone one

        tim: they don’t have to know!!

       bruce: fine

~ later ~

     tim: *walks into the batcave with a frozen coffee*

     dick: hEY

• jason: if anyone tries to go into the bathroom before me i’ll shoot them
• cass: he was mean,, slow,, ugly

       jason: sounds like tim

       tim: uMMM? UNCALLED FOR?

• dick: i’m kinda broke rn

         damian: just steal father’s money, it’s what i do

• tim: who ate my food that i paid for????

        cass, holding the bag of tim’s chips: i dunno

• bruce: you should be ashamed of yourself, damian

       jason, mockingly: yes, damian, ashamed

       bruce: i’m not talking to you, jason

      damian, mockingly: yeah, jason, father wasn’t talking to you

• cass: you decide

       duke: so you can blame me when it goes wrong?? i don’t think so

• “I dare you”

        “no???”

       “i double dare you”

      “no!!”

     “c’mon do it!!”

    “NO”

• damian: go get me a glass of water

         tim: no

        damian, ominously: oh, i’ll remember this

• “if you quote that meme oNE MORE TIME IS2G”
• duke: can i use the TV?

        jason, not even watching TV: no

• dick: where’d bruce go??

         tim, with a straight face: saskatchewan

        dick: i can’t tell if you’re joking,,,, ALFRED WHERE’D BRU-